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Finally, you can download Windows XP Service Pack 2!

Surely enought it's gonna break half your Applications, even those Microsoft distributes to you for free, to help



protecting your PC against the Consequences of their own Mistakes, and consequently they pump out the first Hotfix before SP2 even hits your PC!
Good old traditional MS-Style, you gotta love 'em :) !

Too bad I'm too stupid for Lunix, haha!

Read it all up in the good old Register!

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If we could Vote in the good old US of A...

Why not?!

Hey, and if you happen to be an American, or otherwise feel upset about this abuse of your Constitutional Rights, read up on the Misery that came over Katie Jones and her little Website that could, I'm sure you'll feel much better then!

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Alright, that's more like it, Matt's Auction closed at 07.08.04, 23:05:12 MESZ and raked in a proper EUR 508,55, and the lucky Winner is: japansci !

You go now and have a good time with the Scooter that God hates so much, God Luck to you, Japansci, you'll need it, Mwuahaha... :) !

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Update:
Seems that the Auction of the our Visual Big Cahuna Nummero Uno, Matt Hewing and his jinxed, crushed-by-God Scooter is taking a turn for the better, the latest Bid is at EUR 238,00 :) !!

Go and bid higher, it 's for a good Cause, namely Matt Hewing's Well-being, and that surely is the noblest of all them Causes, right :)) ?!

Poor little Scooter!

Only 8 hours 58 minutes left!

Poor little Scooter!

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August starts with a mindnumbing heatwave, well, ok, 25-30 Celsius, for Holland surely somewhat of a positive, Greenhouse-Effect-imposed SuperSummer, but after a couple of hours past noon, we usually get reasured by the gathering and thickening Clouds, that we do indeed still live in northern Europe and not in Spain...
*Sigh*

Maybe God just hates us, seems like his Main Guy down on Earth is mighty pissed!
You ask WHY God hates you??? Just look at those Pants you're wearing! And you don't look too much like a Virgin either!

Another Thing God must surely hate, is the brave little Scooter of our good old visual&grafical Advisor Matt Ewing, this Hate manifesting itself in the Concrete-Wall that fell atop the Scooter, damaging only small, unimportant Parts, but inspiring him to start his first-ever Ebay-Auction, please, see for yourself!

Poor little Scooter!

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